bag

A large fabric material thing folded into the shape of a hole that you can carry and throw accessories that most humans are too lazy to carry.

My bag has books. How interesting.

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Bake

When an astronaut flies to space, loops around Mars and dies on the Moon.

01:Look! Beyonce is going into outerspace!
02: I hope she doesn't bake.

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report card

your will

some person: "I just got my report card"
some other person: "Can I have your bike when you're dead?"

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snow

white sand

sand: hey snow!
snow: hey sand!

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