mexican coronavirus cure

the cure is made up of caldo the pollo, ginger ale, 7up, bellas the la guadalupe.

mexican cuh: bro i got the mexican coronavirus cure
white boi: wtf lemmie see that shit.
meixican cuh: ight bet cuhh say less imma pull up with my chevy silvirado vato

la chancla

a Hispanic flip flop that is super painful
allygator got it incorrect BTW its not Latin its Hispanics

hispanic son: imma piss in the sink
hispanic mother: POR QUE TE ORINASTES FREGADERO
hispanic son: what its better to piss in the sink
hispanic mom: HORITA VOY A GARAR LA CHANCLA
hispanic son : MAMA PORFAVOR NO LA CHANCLA NOOOOO

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Taco bell baja blast

the best drink
slpronkblapms

aww hell nah spunch bops brapos bis Taco bell baja blast

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

occurs every 5 rounds to scare the living cum out of the grown man

p1: lets goo finnaly i got box door
"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS"
p1: oh shit i got no points, FUCK

itchy nutsack syndrome

when your balls itchy ass hell to the point that ur getting down syndrome

man1: my balls itchy af
man2:oh no
man3: RUN HE GOT ITCHY NUTSACK SYNDROME
man1: WAIT I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME NOW??