felch fries

It’s French fries covered in felch. Pretty um interesting. You felch the fluids out and then spit them on some fries and give it to the person you felched from.

“babe i want French fries but we just fucked and I don’t want cum in my ass while I eat”
“I gotchu”
*slurp. doesn’t know where to spit so spits it on the fries”
“Look I gotchu special felch fries”
“yum yum. Thanks babe”

felch fries or goonlaush

the age old question. Would you rather eat felch fries or goonlaush? Both are delectable delicacies. Yum

“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
“what the fuck. this got sad”

goonlaush

ya know that noodle stuff with the meat and red sauce and noodles? It’s called goulash. ya know what happens when ya goon in it? goonlaush. yum yum

“Hey babe. Guess what I made for dinner?”
“One sex honey. I’m gooning.”
“Get your bitch ass out here. I made goulash.”
*comes to the kitchen and goons in the goulash on accident. trickshot.*
“Oooo babe! You made goonlaush!!! yum yum for my tum tum!”
“what the fuck”