clawset

This is where you symbolically hide when you drink White Claw or similar lame alcoholic seltzers. Avoid the shame and ridicule until you get caught drinking one!

I saw Barry drinking a White Claw last night, glad he's finally out of the clawset!

Dinonap

Taking a nap through an important event, like a meeting, appointment, or hockey game. Sleeping through it all like a dinosaur and missing out big time.

"Man, I can't believe I took a dinonap right through game time. Lame."

Charm Wife

This is who you marry after two divorces, so make it good. The third time's the charm after all.

Me: "I'm glad I divorced crazy bitch number two. It's time for the Charm Wife."

Dude X: "It's meant to be."

Apocawhiskey

That damn good whiskey you choose to enter the final days sloshed with. Make sure it's at least 120 proof or above. Why face a pandemic sober? Just make good choices.

Soon I won't be able to leave the house, I better have a good supply of apocawhiskey!

Redboxen

The group of morons that forms around a redbox machine, growing inevitably bigger because most can't figure out the complexities involved in actually selecting a movie and paying for it. This group can become physically violent.

"Man, there's a lot of redboxen out tonight. Let's come back later."

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