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mindflayer perk

honestly i overlooked this perk
the mindflayer perk is a perk from the Roblox game decaying winter
It releases a spider which literally controls the enemies (aka scavengers)
I expected it to be good but it's lowkey mid
Notes:
Enemies must be atleast at 79/80 (?) Hp to control them
Damaged enemies will regen their health fully
You can't control alien babarue (aka skinner), billie eilish (aka hanger), ultraman max (aka sickler), not larry with shield (aka guards) and arabic sniper (aka yosef)

mindflayer perk is kinda mid

by mgkisgood6969 May 3, 2022


hog cycle

I tested this deck on Master Royale for research purposes. ( I was arena 4 at the time i did but I quit at arena 9)
Guess what? I became 10x powerful.
Guess why? Because it takes no skill.
(mind the gif of gay men kissing)
If you use this you have a 50/50 of either missing a parental figure or being LGBTQ. (Not that it's bad or something)

In rare cases where one does not repent from using 2.6 (or rarely when one gets started in using 2.6), they become what 50/50 they miss.

It's one of the most gay decks. It's just spam and spam. Nothing more.

Amongussus 20:15 "if someone uses 2.6 they are gay."

Clanmember1: So I heard about this "hog cycle" deck, what is it and why does everyone hate it?
Ilikeblackmenkissing69: it's a good deck, which takes skill
GayGirlNerd_420: yeah, unlike the other gay decks people use which take no skill, they're just mad that their stupid decks can't defend the superior one
UltramanMaxBalling: No, they are convincing you to use 2.6. Hog Cycle takes no skill whatsoever.
WalterWhiteGaming: 2.6 is gay, don't use it
Clanmember1: Ok
amogusleader1: gay deck users are not allowed in my clan
*Ilikeblackmenkissing69 and GayGirlNerd_420 was kicked by amogusleader1*

by mgkisgood6969 July 21, 2022

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July

Ultraman Max Appreciation Month

bozo: ultraman max is mid
normal person: its ultraman max appreciation month
bozo was found missing in july 19

by mgkisgood6969 July 18, 2022


elite barbarians

The Elite Barbarians card is unlocked from the Hog Mountain (Arena 10). It spawns 2 single-target, melee, stronger, faster Barbarians with helmets, moderately high hitpoints and very high damage potential. An Elite Barbarians card costs 6 Elixir to deploy.

this card was a mistake.
I don't know why they nerf the miner when this thing exists

reasons why it's op:
it's common, which might be a flaw or a advantage, depending on your perspective
it has high health
it deals high damage
most of the time, you can only effectively counter it with negative trades
even 2.6 struggles to make a positive trade, since their primary defense (mostly) is protect the musketeer with ice golem, but the high damage allows the gay barbs to kill the musketeer fast.

The fact that I can't even call ebarb cycle skilled just shows how unskilled this card is.
Also, did you know that Supercell itself made the notorious combo with rage? Yes. They did.

This makes EA look like a developer of a underrated game that isn't money hungry, this makes Meowbahh look like Jesus Christ, also this makes JellyBean look like Yahweh and makes GE3T3E look like the guy that created Yahweh....

I have too many insults for them that I'm not even finishing it.

Tl;dr: if you use this card, you have no skill, you have no father and you have no friends.

Bozo: i use elite barbarians, the nigh unbeatable win condition with rage.
People who are sane: your blocc button looks good rn

by mgkisgood6969 April 20, 2022


Stan

Someone who is obsessed to a certain person that probably ignores their existence.

Contrary to popular belief, the second meaning of Stan (first was the name itself) is actually referring to the guy named Stan from Eminem, who is obsessed with him.

JellyBean Stan: bro JellyBean is my god i praise her everyday
Dream Stan: bro we need more r34 of dream
Sane Person: bro stop being such a stan, get a real religion you candy fan and touch grass

by mgkisgood6969 March 9, 2022


G.I.G

Something that the guys crew from ultraman mebius says before starting a mission idk what it means tho

vice captain: kill kaiju
crew: G.I.G

by mgkisgood6969 January 3, 2023


JellyBean

JellyBean is a minecraft creator known for being cringe and making a cult.
If she seems generic shes the base model of her clones, and thats the reason.
This strange creature is called Fatherlessimus, and her minions are called Motherlessimus. Or as they call in Philippines, "gagong bata" at "walang utak na spammer". In Fatherless to Motherless order.

JellyBean: hi fellow human, i am a adjective fatherless
JellyBean stan: its not a mistake, its a masterpiece
JellyBean: hi fellow parent-lacking creature

by mgkisgood6969 May 14, 2022