pemia

when your texting your friend and it autocorrects the 'nis' of penis to 'mia'

person 1: pe
person 1: mia
person 2: ???
person 1: i meant 'pe' 'nis' not pemia!!!!

bad bad birthday girl

when your so badass on your birthday

Elina: mia your a bad bad birthday girl
Mia: STOP PLAYING HAPPY BIRTHDAY (REMIX)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dad reveal

when you are going to reveal one of your dads that nobody knows about, especially if you have more than one dad

mia: dad reveal
dad 6: omg shut up you're never gonna reveal dad 3

elina stop playing happy birthday (remix)

when it's your birthday and someone named elina plays happy birthday (remix) but you want her to stop so you say
"elina stop playing happy birthday (remix)!!!!" and then she plays it for the teacher when it's also the teacher's birthday.

Elina: *plays happy birthday (remix)*
Mia: elina stop playing happy birthday (remix)!!!
Elina: hi miss *plays happy birthday (remix)*
TEacher: it's not that bad