Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams

Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.

No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.

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poochy

gotta love pooch. Just because you can

pooch aka pritch robertard

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hot texas

Immediately accelerating when in the left turn lane as a red light turns to a blinking red light before on coming traffic can accelerate.

Dude, I don’t wont to wait for all these bitches, just pull a hot Texas.

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teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

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standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

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indecline

someone who may know where you live

601 Fallowfield Avenue Apt. 16, Charleroi Pa 15022

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Kali

A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills.

"Karate is a one-on-one confrontation between two honorable fighters; Kali is war."

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