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Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)

-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.

by michaeL December 5, 2004

14πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Never in life

A self-explanatory phrase, uttered to accentuate a point, usu. the impossibility or extremity of a situation, with the stress/accent on "life"

Buddy, never in life would I date that crazy girl.

Never in life would I go back to that minegar job.

by michaeL June 20, 2005

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


shimitaro mushrooms

Shimitaro Mushrooms is somthing that you would say in front of one of your parents to keep you from saying the S-H-I-T word.

If you stub your toe you would say "OH SHIMITARO MUSHROOMS.

by michaeL March 30, 2005

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Kerpundulated

Meaning "the ability to rule the world." Origin being, my twisted cerebrum.

"Claire is now Kerpundulated since she obtained fame."

by michaeL August 4, 2004

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Wackendoodle

Expressing surprise; Linking phrase of the wackendoodle language

"Wackendoodle!"

by michaeL November 6, 2003

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Do Shit

The act of being michevious when bored out of ones mind.

When Mike, Matt, and Logan were bored, the decided to do shit.

by michaeL February 10, 2005

21πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


DumbAssItis

a viral infection of the brain which will never completely go away and appears randomly throught ones life

commonly referred to as DAI

The Presidential elections clearly defined even our countries leaders suffer from DumbAssItis.

by michaeL February 26, 2005

26πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž