pop off

When a kid does a fart.

Did you just do a pop off?

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PUPPY JUICE

(n) Old British slang for Pre-ejaculate, pre-cum, or any residue from having ejaculated or urinated.

I had a wet spot on my shorts from making so much puppy juice.

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the done thing

Whatever practice society considers normal. It's something that a lot of people do only because everyone else does it (even though they don't realise it).

Women in the 19th century had hairy legs—not because they didn't have razors, but because it was the done thing.

Women in the 2000s have shaven legs—not because it looks or feels better, but because it is the done thing.

Women in the 2000s wear thongs—not because they are sexy, but because it is the done thing. If it was actually worn because it's sexy, it would have been done back in 1979.

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George Bush

An experiment in artificial stupidity

Fool me once shame on, shame on you
Fool me twice you can't get fooled again.

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mobizzle

The automobile of a tall girl who plays soccer with louise. Also known as Trinizzle or Nibbles

Lets go for a cruise in the trinizzle mobizzle to see louise playing soccer

honker

a nose

This guy has a big honker

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sparter

a special partner/lover (i.e. friend with benefits); Amber Bennett's boyfriend

"Is that Amber's sparter?"

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