bube

Hair found on female breasts

I got really grossed out when I choked on a bube

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reveal

So it all started with Janet Jackson's "costume reveal," then Extreme Makeover on ABC started calling the final part of their show the reveal, and finally FOX cememted it my using the "reveal" as the climax of thier everpopular show The Swan.

A reveal is the part of a reality makeover show where you see how not- beat-up the person is.

Susan: Paula looked really beat up before her reveal on The Swan.

Thomas: Not nearly as beat as you.

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toast

Toast is an acronym. It is meant to be applied to a morbidly obese woman. It stands for Tits On or Above STomach. Referring directly to woman who's breasts reach extends to their FUPA.

That Jenny Craig looking, T.O.A.S.T having woman betta step off.

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poochy

gotta love pooch. Just because you can

pooch aka pritch robertard

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hot texas

Immediately accelerating when in the left turn lane as a red light turns to a blinking red light before on coming traffic can accelerate.

Dude, I don’t wont to wait for all these bitches, just pull a hot Texas.

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teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

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standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

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