DL

Down Low, i.e. undercover.

On the DL (down low)

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vaginaterian

A male who becomes vegeterian to please his significant other.

Did you hear that Jenny made Danny quit eating meat...he's a fawkeen vaginaterian

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Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

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charmouta

arabic word for Whore

shes a charmouta, a big ass whore.

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Noel Gallagher

A self-righteous moron so f***in full of himself that he couldn't even stop for 5 freakin seconds to take a picture when I met him in Harrods this summer. Still leads a great band though, and has written and sung some of the best songs in rock. Had I met Liam instead, it probably would've come to a ruck.

Me: "Noel, couldn't I possibly take a five-second wasting picture with you pretty pretty please with sugar and the Beatles on top?"
Noel: "No." (Walks off)
Me: (thinks) "Bastard."

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megger the kegger

1. Any female named megan who thoroughly enjoys getting fucked up and puking at houses the first tme she goes there.
2. Girls named megan who like to drink out of kegs...........and puke.
3. Any girl named megan who drinks too much, pukes and then tries to get with all your friends.

"Hey Scott, dont tell kegger about the party ok, you know what happened last time." "Oh you mean when she when she tried to do a keg stand by her self, fell over and dislocated her leg, and then vomited all over eneryone, and still tried to get on Kyle." "Yeah thats what I mean"

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chocolate butternut

a woman who is so hot that you would stick donuts in her ass and eat them with shit on them and blood

damn that bitch is fine she is definatley a chocolate butternut

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