Salmon Jack

A person, preferably tired and worn out by the bullshit in their life, that swims upstream as a result, like a salmon.

David really isn't getting a blumpkin with the rest of us? What a Salmon Jack!

shurden

a guy that is so afraid of his actions even when he hasn't even done them yet that his personality centers around a state of humorous depression while keeping a corny nature

man that shurden, love him but jeez give yourself a break.