Illuminati

An IGN board affiliation that formed an alliance to make sure the GTA board is the place to be.

jonnymack, fullfool, kavanf1, sadiesinner and minigurl

make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.

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lap flounder

a ripe, odiferous vagina

that lap flounder would taste better if it was washed first

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Limey

A person who is:
-inbred,
-snaggle-toothed,
-hygiene deficient,
-nicotine saturated,
-emaciated,
-constantly drunk, and
-highly skilled at losing wars.

In other words, someone from England.

Limey fuck: "I say, old chap, I rode the tube to the loo and watched Anglegrinder Man rescue my car. Cheers."
Anyone else: "STFU, limey fuck."

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the emo swoop

The hairdo of someone who likes to suck penises.

See the image above.

After I blew Richard last night, I got his man paste stuck in my emo swoop.

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tricychloramine

An unusual combination of non-sequitors and metaphors derived usings a catalyst of nonsense. Ususally posts to message boards.

We would have had a mature, sophisticated discussion, but it was contaminated with tricychloramine.

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Eye Rape

Seeing something so vile and hideous that you feel like your eyes have been raped because you witnessed it.

Dude, I was eye raped by goatse.

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eat crow

What John Kerry did November 3, 2004. Acknowledged that no amount of bashing the opponent, bandwagon hopping, or sucking up to the Hollywood pukes can get you into the White House. You actually need to have a better campaign plan than "I'm not Bush" and "my plan (which I don't have) is better."

Eat crow Johnny boy, and put some fucking Heinz Kerry ketchup on it!

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