chopped

to be fucked from mass quantities of elicit substances, feeling the effects of euphoric sensations.

I was so chopped at last night's rave.

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banandine

1. Obtain 15 lb. of ripe yellow bananas. 2. Peel the bananas and eat the fruit. Save the skins. 3. With a sharp knife, scrape off the insides of the skins and save the scraped material. 4. Put all scraped material in a large pot and add water. Boil for three to four hours until it has attained a solid paste consistency. 5. Spread this paste on cookie sheets and dry it in an oven for about 20-30 minutes. This will result in a fine black powder (bananadine). Usually one will feel the effects of bananadine after smoking three or four cigarettes.

Follow the recipe, get high.

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Pre-Fight Doughnut

An honored tradition where you offer your opponent a doughnut before engaging in battle

Ninja #1: "Before we fight...I offer you this.... take it as a token of my appreciation..."
Ninja #2: "...it's a fucking doughnut."

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bulbween

Representative of a weiner with a large, bulbous head.

Noticing a fellow male in the locker room has a pronounced globe-like cockhead.

Damn, that guy had mad bulbween going on!

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