RazB

So Sexy and fine and wat can u say about those lips like DAMN

12👍 10👎

jastinate

To anally violate someone with a foreign object, as with a flagpole, broom, etc.

Sherri came flying out of nowhere and before I knew it I had been jastinated.

storymaster

a person who keeps track of every sorty ever written and is intelagent

"story master caith has stories most people have never heard of"

my bust

my bust means like my bad, i'm sorry..or like oops didnt mean to do that

oooooo "My bust"!

36👍 14👎

818

"The Valley" -- the San Fernando Valley that encompasses the northern portion of the City of Los Angeles (although it constantly wants to secede). Known for Valley Girls ("yeah, like gag me with a spoon... as if!"), the Galleria and a climate significantly hotter than the other side of the hill and thus rivaling Hell. Also the porn capital of the Western Hemisphere.

"My girlfriend is a figure model in the 818. So no future, but at least the sex is good."

482👍 174👎

charlesc

a pharmacy tech who is a controller in training at a dealership who lives with his boss and drives one of her cars for free but is not boning her and whose father thinks he is gay.

chawles where are my keys?!!?!

4👍 6👎

gossip girl

A bitchin book about Teens in upper Manhatan. Love this book it's so better then harry Pothead.

Blair the bitch, Serna the hottie, Nate the Stoner, Jenny 9th grader with big boobs. What eles does this book need.

508👍 451👎