Best Friend

Someone you can totally be yourself around and not give a care in the world about your actions or feelings because they won't judge you for the stupid things you may do or say.

My best friend, Brett and I used to hang out all the time but things changed.

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bull-knuckle

A camel toe for men.

Aww hellz no. That hottie o`er there gotta bull-knuckle.

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shnugit

a hot guy's ass

Damn, there's a shnugit at 3 o'clock!

murphy's law

also known in england as Sod's Law

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Elitist

'Elitist: Slang commonly used by entry lvl music plebs and posers for a person or group of people who the certain individual envys on a high level and secretly seeks friendship and approval from, however in return recieves nothing but heartache from the unaware object of their obsession.

'pleb1: I saw the elitists at the gig and they just ignored me :(
'pleb2: Why are they so up themselves? :(
'pleb1: I dont know but i wish they'd accept my friend request...
'pleb2: Lets go bitch about them online!

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'unaware 'elitist'1: Why are those people over there staring at us...?
'unaware 'elitist'2: I dont know, ive never met them before..

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head

to suck a mans penis

give me head bitch then we fuck

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hawaii

the coolest place ever

i wish i lived in hawaii

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