phuck

Phuck is a pleasant way to express fuck in text format. Phuck may, also, be used as phucking.

What the phuck is wrong with you? You have been phucking ridiculous all day. I can't stand it.

Satan's Anus

Satan's Anus: anything that reflects something distasteful or something that causes discomfort (i.e., hot weather).

1. It is hotter than Satan's Anus outside! 2. Have you eaten any of his cooking? It tastes like Satan's Anus. 3. The end off this banana is as mushy as Satan's Anus.

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Dickmatized

dickmatized: being hypnotized by some good dick. 2. Can't get enough of somebody's dick. May result in poor decisions. 3. A trap for smart girls that get thirsty and fuck the next guy that comes along and the dick is so surprisingly good you get hooked to a loser.

That boy has you dickmatized.

and shit.

and shit.: a sentence suffix used to add additional/emphasis and meaning to what is being said.

Friend: "What have you been up to?"
Me: "Just went to McDonald's and shit."

Christ on a Cracker

Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.

Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!