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monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

by mick September 21, 2003

230πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


HAUF

A person (usually a girl) with a: hot ass, ugly face

Damn, she looked fine. But when she turned around, I was dissappointed to she that she was a HAUF.

by mick November 21, 2004

9πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


rocket science

The study of the 'nether regions' and all other unsanitary manouveres and procedures involving the reproductive organs.

"hey jamie did u do ur rocket science homework on premature ejaculation?".

by mick October 15, 2004

26πŸ‘ 165πŸ‘Ž


clift

A real eejit. A person of below average intellect.

The clift got her up the duff.
How would that clift pass an exam?

by mick April 18, 2005

21πŸ‘ 163πŸ‘Ž


Slauren

A girl named Lauren who is constantly tired and moves slowly like a sloth. Therefore, she would be called Slauren.
Can be anyone who is tired at all times and/or takes cat naps frequently.

If your friend is tired constantly, You could call them a Slauren.Or, if you know a Lauren who is tired all the time, they also would be a Slauren.

by mick April 13, 2005

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


j town

A so-called institute of learning. Basically a place to go for people who don't want to work but aren't smart enough to attend a real university. Densely populated by GAA heads and the like.

Fuck it mammy, i didn't get into queen's, i suppose i'll have to go to j town instead.

by mick April 18, 2005

7πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


redhead

An exotic woman with a fiery temper. One of the most beautiful creatures on Earth, too bad there are so little of them. Rumored to have a three times as powerful sex drive as normal women (rumored by the Germans)

by mick September 30, 2003

5433πŸ‘ 1033πŸ‘Ž