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Originally from holmes, ie. porn star John Holmes. Used to acknoledge your friend has a serious package.
4π 43π
Defecating on a woman while having anal sex with another
Who's up for some Super Hot Mustard Gratuna! Don't forget the Beano!
1π 3π
What's with this mint chocolate chip nonsense? Ice cream that amplifies the likelihood of fumbling towards a state of complete nirvana and general one-ness with the universe while residing in Minnesota, where the women are strong, the men are also good looking, and all the children are above average.
Other aids: soft drinks referred to as "pop" and rubber bands as "binders", the game "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck" (as opposed to "Duck, Duck, Goose").
All these things make Minnesotans supposedly nicer than anyone else in the country.
How 'bout some peppermint bon bon ice cream dontcha know?
77π 15π
The Shaw is an ancient creature with special magical powers. In its native habitat, The Shaw uses low wails and moans to communicate, so it never really adapted to the English language. To understand The Shaw, you must get within 6 inches of it's mouth. This is a double-edged sword though, for The Shaw has breath like Bob Saget's asshole. The Shaw is well known for overusing the phrases "not to be mean, but..." and "but seriously though...". In the magical world where The Shaw prances around, toothbrushes are considered evil and to be avoided at all costs.
"Dude, your grill is like buttery tombstones. You must be friends with The Shaw."
"What the hell is that stench? Oh, The Shaw just yawned."
12π 9π
A person who cannot let anything go by. They always have to answer back in a condesending way. These are usually people who are higher in the academic world than their peers and they use their knowledge in a mean way.
"He had to say that just to be a clever trousers. Who cares if pigs don't really sweat that much?"
4π 7π
any anal sex that involves a penis in the ass
103π 48π