sampolk torture

(n) a form of torture used in the vietnam war, that involves fillin a womens vagina with broken glass, stiching it up, and making her jog for miles.

Nam vet, "I remember some of the sick stuff thoes gooks used to do. I remember this thing they did called sampolk torture. Nasty stuff."

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dentist

Somebody who couldnt become a doctor.

"did you ever become a doctor?"

"no im a dentist."

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Swanksta

A suposed gangsta who is very fashionable and stylish, and has probably never partook in any actually gang related activities.

"You aint no gangsta, but you is swanksta dawg."

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wadsworthian snaggletooth

When one person is recieving oral sex, and the tooth of the other person scratches their genitalia.

Guy1, "How was your date with Cindy last night?"

Guy2, "Great...Until she gave me a wadsworthian snaggletooth."

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skeet box

1)a slut,whore,or skank
2)the bitch of a faggot relationship.
3)your girlfriends vagina

Guy1, "dude you coming to the gym today?"

Guy2, "No I've got to take my skeet box out to eat."

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Wikiwar

When one or more groups of wikinerds engage in battles over the content of an article in wikipedia. The conflict is usually over oposite interpretations of some concept.

The wikiwar raged for months. Neither side was dominant. Finaly, a third party locked the article from further editing. The wikiwar ended...for now.

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sampolk

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.

Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"

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