Quinzy grip

the act of putting index finger up the fanny and your thumb up the arsehole and squeezing the tips togeather.

" I had her in a quinzy grip and swung her high above my head"

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bum pip

When you have consumed a whole fruit or some sweet corn and it pops out when you trump...

part parp

Those bum pip are going straight in the greenhouse, next years crop will be special parp..

Bellend trumpet

The release of air from the inflated skin on the end of a penis when blown up.

The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...