Richard

Richards are the most egotistical, unlikeable people you'll ever meet. Someone in their family always works at the government and they'll make sure you know about it.
Usually rich and struggle to find any personality other then being rich.

"man i fucking hate Richard. "
"you think richard is bad? Wait till you meet his father."

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Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.

Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke