clique cake

Any food (usually cake) left on the table of a communal staffroom of a large organisation where there is an unwritten rule that it is only for a certain group of people within the organisation.

Clique cake is a very common phenomenon in school staff rooms, where the cake in question is 'only for the Maths department' or other department.

Alternatives include cake being only for 'old timers' who have been at the workplace for over X years or 'you've got to know Bob to have a piece' cake.

'Look. Cake!'

'I wouldn't dare if I was you. It looks like clique cake!

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euphoricore

Also called neo-happy hardcore. What hardcore may evolve into as an early 2010s backlash against darkcore.

Hardcore music consisting of ridiculously sentimental lyrics, piano riffs make a return, increasingly higher and higher notes make their way onto the track and the beat regularly exceeds 200bpm.

(to booming beats) 'A million shining rainbows light the sky' (piano riffs) ' A palette of spectral colours and they're mine' (more piano riffs) ' Stick out your danicing tongue lets dine dine dine.'

Raver 1:- (not on drugs) ' Christ, the hardcore at HTID41 is a bit mad!

Raver 2:- (on several Es) 'I love it! I love you! I love life! GIZZA HUG! EUPHORICORE!'

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challenged frost

A phrase describing a once deep frost that starts to melt during the passage of a warm front. Normally represents the fact that a band of precipitation on its way one would have hoped would fall as snow actually falls as rain.

Looks like a challenged frost, there wont be a damn snow day after all!

decoupling

The act of doing something major in your life with friends and family being unaware of it due to your lack of informing them. Often this is due to fear of what they may think, particularly if you fail at it.

'Sorry the job interview was a decoupling one. I didnt want to tell you I was looking for a new jonb unless I got the head of science post at Canesworth Academy!'

daynight

A slur on the word daylight, daynight refers to darkness that sets in mid afternoon in high latitude countries such as the UK in Winter. Can also refer to exceptionally gloomy conditions.

Look outside! Twenty to three in the afternoon and the streetlights are on. This Daynight is why so many people suffer from bloody seasonal affective disorder!

clubder minimum

An academic sounding phrase describing a clubbing addict's opinion of the exact midpoint in the week between the last episode of clubbing and the next episode (which for a clubber out on a Friday and Saturday night will occur in the early hours of Wednesday morning.)

'I feel stressed by work and it ain't even the weekend yet!'

'Remember, its Wednesday, this is the clubder minimum!'

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Photo Socialist

A Photo Socialist is a person in a group who wants to have their group photo taken, so therefore requires eliciting a stranger to do so.

'Nah, I didnt pull at Eightcrasher last night. I got talking to a photo socialist or two but nothing came of it!

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