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bucfotariat

The set of people who are hopelessly inept at a given task.

Derives from a misspelling of Burcot to Bucfot, a location containing a branch of a garden centre reporting low sales figures due to small size.

Also there is 'bucfotine' meaning highly inept ie. 'His attempts to woo the blonde at the nightclub were bucfotine at best.'

Lastly 'bucfot warrior' meaning someone who, although highly inept, tries their best eg. 'Bless the Bucfot Warrior scoring 69 over par at the golf tournament.'

And there are the bucfotariat. They go clubbing regularly hoping to pull. Even where pulling is easy, some havent scored in years!

by mids99 August 26, 2009


Dancing on a Digbeth Party Line

What the lyrics actually sound like in one major club track. Where a person living in Birmingham is convinced by work colleagues that they need to go clubbing 'for a break' named as such because many of Birmingham's clubs are in Digbeth.

Im out Friday, Ive been told I should be Dancing on a Digbeth Party Line!

by mids99 July 30, 2009


shit has had a shit

An extremely bad, disgusting smell that transcends the fetid odour of mere feces.

‘A septic tank drove past today, smelt like a shit has had a shit!’

by mids99 October 28, 2020


referooed

'Referooing' and 'referooed' are verbs to describe football games where the referee's bias, incompetence or poor decisions have a bigger influence on the game than what the players themselves do.

'When France beat Ireland to qualify for the World Cup 2010, the fact that the referee did not disallow the goal for handball means the game was well and truly referooed.

by mids99 April 4, 2010

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Northerly outUVed

The phenomenon whereby lighter nights in Summer further north mean that in early morning and later afternoon, the Sun is higher in the sky than it would be in a typical holiday destination.

According to the website, after 4:47pm Birmingham Northerly outUVed the Med!

by mids99 July 30, 2009


sno

Any snowfall that is pathetically small and only gives a token representation of snow. Can also refer to snowfall that while heavy, does not stick due to temperatures and/or surfaces being above freezing point.

Pronounced sn-oh or sni

White Christmas? The bookies will pay but call a couple of flakes snow? Sno more like!

by mids99 December 17, 2009

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embarrassment hole

The phenomenon of going to a party or large social event and finding that either you don't really know anyone and you feel uncomfortable enough to want to leave early or simply that people are coupling off an creating a 'six of them and one of you' effect.

However, to leave you feel obliged to announce the fact which you find embarrassing, as a result of your lack of social contribution to the event. Therefore you feel it requires less awkwardness to stay at an event you would rather get out of there and then.

That party was dreadful. It was all Steve and his Leicester Uni crew and if you weren't in the 'Scott Hall Three' massive you couldn't follow the thread of what they were going on about. I tried to contribute but ended up in a 2 hour embarrassment hole pretending to watch the late movie on Five while they reminisced about 'Carnage' on Leicester High Street in the mid Nineties.

by mids99 November 1, 2009

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