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11-3 inverter

A sun worshipper that deliberately seeks the sun out when official advice tells them to seek shade.

Midday Sun? Im out in it, Im an 11-3 inverter!

by mids99 July 30, 2009


chromenclature

Like nomenclature, chromenclature means the accepted colour coding system for a group of objects. Eg. in organic chemistry, carbon is black, hydrogen is white, oxygen is red etc

Come on class! Learn the chromenclature!

by mids99 October 22, 2009

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daycore

The opposite of nightcore. Generally consists of fast house/happy hardcore tracks slowed down to sound like they are being sung by male vocalists.

'Who's that bloke singing Britney Spears songs?'

'Its Britney - just slowed down into a daycore track.'

by mids99 December 19, 2013

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counter pressure

The feeling that you need to rush to put your change in your purse and your shopping in your bag due to the weight of the queue behind you.

I reckon I lost my key when I was fumbling for my wallet in the counter pressure!

by mids99 July 30, 2009

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referooed

'Referooing' and 'referooed' are verbs to describe football games where the referee's bias, incompetence or poor decisions have a bigger influence on the game than what the players themselves do.

'When France beat Ireland to qualify for the World Cup 2010, the fact that the referee did not disallow the goal for handball means the game was well and truly referooed.

by mids99 April 4, 2010

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bucfotariat

The set of people who are hopelessly inept at a given task.

Derives from a misspelling of Burcot to Bucfot, a location containing a branch of a garden centre reporting low sales figures due to small size.

Also there is 'bucfotine' meaning highly inept ie. 'His attempts to woo the blonde at the nightclub were bucfotine at best.'

Lastly 'bucfot warrior' meaning someone who, although highly inept, tries their best eg. 'Bless the Bucfot Warrior scoring 69 over par at the golf tournament.'

And there are the bucfotariat. They go clubbing regularly hoping to pull. Even where pulling is easy, some havent scored in years!

by mids99 August 26, 2009


shit has had a shit

An extremely bad, disgusting smell that transcends the fetid odour of mere feces.

Γ’Β€Β˜A septic tank drove past today, smelt like a shit has had a shit!Ҁ™

by mids99 October 28, 2020