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Facebook Friend Faction Management

The phrase to describe a situation where you have a large number of facebook 'friends,' some of whom know things about you that they could post that you do not want other friends to know about.

This is a situation best managed by having the correct privacy settings, deleting some of your friends off Facebook and not initiating any posts yourself, thereby preventing a situation where a friend reveals a fact about you that you do not wish someone else knowing about.

Oh sh*t! The surprise party for Fiona will be no surprise if i dont delete that post I made with the comment from Dave about bringing the drinks on Thursday! Time for some Facebook Friend Faction Management!

by mids99 April 4, 2010

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dodderati

A collective mass nown for older people. Derives from a habit of slow movement through shop checkouts due to hands 'doddering' or shaking with change.

Ive got 5 minutes to eat this bloody sandwich before Period 4. I go to the supermarket and it takes 15 minutes to get served due to the dodderati in front of me!

by mids99 July 14, 2009


Mashtag

A group of Hashtags together that can all be labelled under one 'Mashtag.'

From 'Ha$htag Tw££t', the tweet-for-prizes prelude to Coronation Street that starts in September 2019 as a reward for mobile users who sign up to a new network consisting of a merger between two large networks, where Hunger Games Capital dressed celebrities float in space reading tweets from their iLenses...........

'Hashtag Sea, Hashtag 40 deg C, Hashtag Sand Between My Feet, Mashtag Summer Heatwave of 2K23!

by mids99 January 30, 2016


Pedestriocore

'Safe' and non extreme dance music that is tailored to a large audience, normally involving a wide age range due to it being an event such as a wedding, works do in a function room etc etc. Consists of 'safe' classics such as YMCA and 'Agadoo' but contains enough 'classics' like 'Thriller' to avoid being called 'cheese.'

You going to an underground club after this? I cant stand this pedestriocore much longer!

by mids99 August 3, 2009


terrored

When a large number of people mob an individual with simultaneous demands on their time and resources.

Sir, now me, Claire and Hannah want your help it looks like you're being terrored!

by mids99 July 14, 2009

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BDQ

BDQ is an acronym for a common phenomenon known as a Badly Defined Queue where it is difficult to tell who is in the queue and who is standing around not in the queue.

I wish they would get some organistation in this place. Talk about a BDQ!

by mids99 July 30, 2009

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rufferfumfeuilled

Simply means 'extremely tired.'

'Coming clubbing 2nite blood?'

'Sorry! I would but after driving back from Nortbberdeen to watch Hellsea away i'm rufferfumfeuilled!'

by mids99 October 27, 2009