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When you judge your sexual partnerâs genitalia moments before sex
After he took off his pants, I coldholed his dick real quick before deciding to ride him.
When you dress up like a historical figure and fuck someone in the ass.
Did you see my George Washington costume? Iâm going to onderdonk the shit out of her tonight.
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When your friend is about to end it all and you rush from any distance to catch them with arms wide open
If you ever consider jumping down that juicy flight of stairs, I will be at the bottom to creed you. No doubt about it.
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