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when you go in for a prostate exam but the doctor isn't a doctor but is in fact a homeless man and is balls deep in your corn hole.
that homeless guy named joe gave me a prostrape exam
When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.
Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.
Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch
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