Puddle Pirates

Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.

Why must you be 6'6'' to join the puddle pirates? If your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.

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tub sailor

Members of the coast guard. Bath tubs are about the same size of a Coast Guard cutter.

Well if you can't get into the Navy, you might want to be a tub sailor.