cock block

When a someone you know prevents you from looking good in front of the ladies

Jon Dejesues
aka animegamer

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Cargo

A big and heavy gold or expensive chain one wears to show wealth.

dem gals be checkin' out mi cargo.

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South Central

slang for genitals and/or balls

girl: im gonna kick you in your south central

guy: what?

guy: EEEEEEEK

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bald head

A Rasta label for one who is too caught up with the evil system—Babylon. Also is anyone who is a non-dreadlocks; usually white people.

Dat bwoy betta stop conversing wit em bald heads.

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splatter ass

the realising of large amounts of liquid defication that is spewed forth from the anus. see diarhea,squirts, hershey squirts, poo

After eating that burrito I had the worst case of splatter ass.

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Krumpets

The torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.

"what the fuck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?"

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Yaowned

When Yao Ming dunks over, blocks, or somehow embarasses the opposing player.

"HAHAHA! Did you see that? Shaq was just blocked 3 times in a row by Yao. YAOWNED!"

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