doorknob dick

someone who has a stubby dick

u have a doorknob dick

24👍 15👎

gimpacus

Weird retard midget from the movie 300 that cant lift his shield and looks like my aunt who barks at me cause shes fucking crazy

Gimpacus you can be in my army if you can lift a shield

8👍 3👎

sock cock

someone who uses a sock as a condom

she got pregnet becasue i wore a sock cock

26👍 18👎

pop up penis

a penis that gets hard fast

i have a pop up penis

33👍 15👎