cut one

Plain and simply: to fart. Also known as "drop one".

Eurgh... dude, did you just cut one?

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cockblock

A pramface. Or generally a rough slag.

Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen - cockblocks, both of 'em.

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hair metal

Quite possibly the best and most enjoyable music genre that ever came into existance. Synonymous with many of the following:

Energetic, keyboard-driven rock songs
Themes of love and togetherness
Big, poofy hairstyles
High-pitched vocals
Sweden
And of course - SPANDEX PANTS!

Hair metal originated in the mid 1980s and died out when hip-hop began to dominate the majority of the 1990s. Such a shame.

One word: EUROPE!

# "It's the Final Countdoooooooown!" #

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Chike

power of God

He was bestowed with Chike from the day of his birth.

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armadeggon

Much cooler spelling of Armageddon. Watch 2018!

Armadeggon is approaching!

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mcdonalds

Granted, the food is absolute shit... But it's still GOOD shit! Maaan, gotta love them double cheeseburgers...

I eat McDonald's all the time, yet I haven't ended up all fat-fat-fattie like the obese American and British fuckers. Suck aWn that, fat-asses!

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AK74su

The less-commonly used variation of the AKS-74U. Also called the AK-Spetsnaz. The differences between them are:

The AK-74SU has a vertically-folding shoulder plate, whereas the AKS-74U features a horizontally-folding buttstock.

The AK-74SU comes in a more grey-ish colour, and is primarily made of metal components. The AKS-74U has a wooden hand hold underneath/behind the barrel, and is wholly darker in colour.

The AK-74SU is primarily used by Spetsnaz special forces, whereas the AKS-74U is used more broadly with airbourne units, or in other situations requiring high mobility with little space.

The AK-74SU does not appear to have as high a firing rate as the AKS-74U.

Operation Flashpoint features selectable Spetsnaz units with AK-74SU's. The James Bond movie 'Goldeneye' prominently features the AKS-74U in the Archives scene.

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