chewbacca defense

When you use a totally bullshit argument that has absolutley nothing to do with the case. This term comes from the popular TV show South Park

I hope Johnny Cochdoesn't use his famous Chewbacca Defense.... This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!

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meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

Penn Charter

Penn Charter Is A School For Queers And There Are A Lot Of Bi's and Gays Here Too. Very Diverse I'd Say. JC Gembala Also Attends This School So You Know It's The Cool Place To Be At. RL Polo And Collar Popping Is All The Rage Here. Tutition Is Also Around 20 G's A Year And It's Well Worth It To Be With JC!

Yo, I Go To This Very Diverse School Called Penn Charter. It's Falling Apart And For My 20 G's A Year, That Goes Towards Paying Off All The Strippers, Hos and Drug Dealas Of Mr. Moulton and Mr. Bell.

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Double Pwned

A term used in risk when someone loses both of their armies in a dice roll.

Two sixes! Double pwned noob!

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wasabi

A word transformed into slag terms from a japanese sauce

Spencer: Was-up-b?
marcelo: Chillaxin g!

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hit the skins

To thrust one's penis inside a vagina repeatedly.

Dseeamn, I'm gonna be hittin the skins with yo mama tonight.

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chunk job

to have your partner deep throat you until they vomit all over your dinky, followed by them finishing the job.

....chunk jobs are gross.

...i could really go for a chunk job right about now.

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