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The name of a side business your childhood friend started. He constructs 8 foot long articulating, multi colored dragons, he draws dragons, he tells dragon stories to children and adults, and he also dresses up like a dragon everyday at the shop and makes what he believes to be authentic dragon noises.
Hey everyone letâs go down to dragonmania today and see the weird dragon guy!!!!
A largely overweight police officer that only uses 1-2 worded sentences such as,
-sumthin spicious
-slow down
-canât walk
-hungry
and also has âjusticeâ for every meal. Including,
-justice last pound of bacon
-justice this brick of cheese
-justice big plate of nachos
-justice case of canned tuna
-justice pan of grease slathered on bread.
Skinny Kenny was a not so skinny police officer in Santa Clara, Utah.
when you blow your nose and wipe your butt with the same piece of toilet paper.
john decided to snirfle to cut back on the amount of tissue paper he consumed
The act of pleasuring oneâs self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.
Iâm going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.
The act of masturbating into a sink.
Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.
When you bend over and spread your ass cheeks, and let a black male, who is smoking a Newport, blast diarrhea into your anal cavity.
John got reverse chimneyed in the bathroom of Dennyâs.
A device used to suction out a deeply inserted tampon.
Helen had to have her lesbian neighbor use the Tamplunge on her twat last night because that darn tampon went to far up there.