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oral sex

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a: the movement: when a girl bites, licks, most often sucks and tastes a guys dick. After a few minutes, the guy goes wild and feels awesome, or a guy screams in pleasure. Most men prefer oral sex to anything. Women don't espeacially like it. They mostly prefer anal sex because the guy sticks his dick into a girls ass and girls don't have to work. Most men don't suck girls's vagina anyway.

b: the taste: Most of the time when a woman is sucking a man's cock, it tastes very bitter for them. Sometimes women like to avoid the bitter taste by shitting on the dick then sucking. For some women the taste of the dick is awesome.

c: danger: There's not that much danger to sucking a man's dick. STD'S is rare, it's about 7% chance of getting std's without a condom, which kicks ass. Anal Sex is risky though without a condom. Even with condom it's risky. That's why most people like oral sex better than anal.

My GF didn't know what oral sex was until i told her and then she sucks my dick for hours until i fell asleep and then she kept on sucking it until i woke up 10 hours later.

by mike dick May 9, 2007

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fucking station

an orgy where boys line up in one line and girls line up in another. They fuck eachother for five minutes and then rotate clockwise so you meet a different person and fuck them. AWESOME STUFF. When doing it, people normally should use a comdom. If you want to be tough, use no condom.

i invited people over to my house and setup fucking stations.

by mike dick May 9, 2007

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rusty trumpet

cousin of rusty trombone. girl licks ass. girl squeezes on dick with fingers mimicking trumpet player.

i gave her a rusty trumpet for her birthday.

by mike dick May 8, 2007

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