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the act of using the pointer and middle fingers in the twat and the pinky in the anus to satisfy a woman
as she lies on her back she tells me to give her the pink and stink
44👍 7👎
A retirement home with a drive-thru window
I was in the mood for some crusty-butt so I went to my local Grey-to-Go
when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut
i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut
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cracker on the left, cracker on the right, hood rat in the middle
andy griffith, jim neighbors and ester rowe all got toghether to make a dogmatic oreo.
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when ones twat is so rancid that another cant eat
Cher is suffering from box rot
17👍 7👎
a women of illrepute that makes so little money that cant afford proper slut garb and has to use a flour sack as a work smock
charlie sheen and hugh grant had all the good women of low morale and i got stuck with jackie stallone pshycic astrologer to all the flour sack whores.
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the act of cumming in a girls face and hitting her in the nose
she yelled someone elses name so i gave her a strawberry milkshake in her sleep!
189👍 168👎