the ugliest goon imaginable, an ugly harry.
"oh my, is that... UGLY HARRY?!? What an ugly fucker."
The product of lustful breeding. Eternal being. Satan cowers in Gammonâs presence. Takes on the form of mushed up shrek when in attack/seduce mode. Powers include seduction and herpes. Legend has it Gammon is the last thing one sees before their descent to hell. Goes by it/them pronouns.
did you hear there was a gammon sighting last night? it was in the steam mill!
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