Schmear

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.

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Oscar

A flaming homosexual that likes to drink wine coolers and sucks at PvP.

Let's go to the gay bar so we can hang out with a bunch of oscar's.

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DaFaygo

A silly mexican with excellent guarding ability.

They should post defaygo's on the US side of the border to stop mexicans from coming over but that would defeat the purpose of trying to stop mexicans cause dafaygos are mexicans.

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HRAM

Noun: acronym: Human Random Access Memory. The attribute of or ability to multi task.

Boss: "I'm going to have to kind of ask you for your TPS report. mm-kay?"

Worker: "Dude I spaced; I totally ran out of HRAM, What'd you say?"

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wak till

a word used to describe ones outfit; a diss

Im gunna take a big bite outta ur ....wak till

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Genocide

A difficult but fun-filled activity high school kids engage in on weekends.

Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in . . . next to soccer.
-Dogma

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Floyd Blake

A Floyde Blake is a person that has no ability to PvP whatsoever and still owes an MRev guild dues.

Hey, look over there! That guy really sucks at PvP and still owes us money, he must be a Floyd Blake

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