shitdick

It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.

"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"

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spaced

verb: to space. The act of forgetting or losing total concentration due to a lack of HRAM or drug induced semi-consciousness.

"Dude, I totally spaced. I couldn't tell you where I've been since you started talking."

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Manfish

Noun; That anatomical area found on a man located between the sphincter of the anus and the posterior portion of the scrotum characterized by the elevated subdural tubular shape formed by the urethra.

Coined by Ratface Holtzman circa 1990

"He smashed his manfish when he slid off the bike seat and landed on the bar."

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slipknocker

idiot, moron. derived from "cockknocker"

what did you screw up now, slipknocker?

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Killdozer

1: A heavily armored tractor-driven machine usually having a broad blunt horizontal blade for moving earth, or bulldozer used for public disobedience (esp. vengeful, destructive rampages)
2: Unadulterated awesomeness

The Killdozer, created and piloted by Marvin, rampaged through the town of Granby Colorado on June 4th, 2004.

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ear roach

Noun: Any one of numerous wireless devices, which serves as a cellular telephone, small in size, with a characteristic cock roach shape, appended to one's ear.

Those people with ear roaches are pretending to be in a phone conversation with somebody but they are actually closet, borderline schizophrenics with self-esteem issues.

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Jackassery

1.The ART of being a complete jackass.
2.When a person acts as a Jackass jackass

Waht kind of jackassery is this?
Thats complete jackassery.

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