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65

it means johnny law in coming

yell (break here come six five)

by mike jones February 17, 2004

37πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Punch 'Em Poker

A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.

"Look at this fucking Bruise"

- Mike Jones

by mike jones February 10, 2005

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


C.I.T.

Short for Counselor In Training at Chinese Community Center.

1st generation consisted of Hung, Dung, Tim and Mike. Also known as PROS....Skills include mopping skills, CPR certified, Raving skills, too many to name.

2nd generation consist of Hung, Dung, Tim, Derrick, Shuyan. Skills include too many to name.

3rd generation consist of teeny boppers that go to hang out. Skills included none.

example #1
CIT: Hey, go mop the fucking floor!
Boy: Yes sir.

example #2

I remember back in 1998 when it was cool to be a CIT, now it 2005 and it's played out.

by mike jones July 2, 2005

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


heavy weight champ

someone who will fuck any fat bitch, any other std having bitch.

Josh is the heavy weight champ

by mike jones May 24, 2004

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Gorilla Fuck

the art of dirty fucking a whore and grunting like a gorilla while your doing it.

i gorilla fucked that girl last night.

by mike jones April 7, 2004

151πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


purple haze

a hit of LSD in the 60's. it is not weed. people started calling it weed becasue they thought the jimi song was about weed but infact it is about acid. listen to the lyrics and you can tell that it is about LSD, not weed. some people refer to purple haired weed as purple haze but the real purple haze is LSD. jimi hendrix played every time with 1 hit of acid in each eye, 3 in his bandana, and 1 in his gums

purple haze, all around... dont know, if im COMIN UP OR DOWN.

by mike jones November 8, 2004

69πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


Well you would

Answer to the question Why wouldn't ya?

Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?

Head Santa - Well you would!

by mike jones January 10, 2004