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a fatty deposit on the back that hangs in such a way that it resembles a nippleless breast. May sometimes result from a bra that is too tight, causing temporary back boobs. Mostly seen on very fat women or men with manboobs.
"He's got a sick fetish--he goes to the nude beach just to look at back boobs."
1. the obese white women preferred by African American males.
Brothers who date white chicks are usually just thinning the herd of white elephants.
Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.
The Texas Tard thinks he can invade Iran without starting World War III.
A flaming, obvious homosexual, who nonetheless claims to be hetero, fooling only women, but not gay or straight men. May still be in denial about his sexual orientation, but can't suppress the fashion sense.
GIRL: He's not gay, he's a metrosexual!
GUY: Oh, yeah? Has he tried to have sex with you?
GIRL: No, he said he doesn't want to ruin our friendship...
1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.
2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.
2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
the destruction of portions of the brain by working in a cubicle.
For males, wearing a tie accelerates the process by cutting off oxygen to the brain.
Libido is also excised.
"He was such a fun guy in college--then he got a cubotomy."
1) a prostitute who only sells access to his or her anus. 2) butt monkey 3) a girl who exposes her anal cleft by wearing pants that ride too low.
Man, sometimes you can get a crack ho for half as much as a taco ho.