back boob

a fatty deposit on the back that hangs in such a way that it resembles a nippleless breast. May sometimes result from a bra that is too tight, causing temporary back boobs. Mostly seen on very fat women or men with manboobs.

"He's got a sick fetish--he goes to the nude beach just to look at back boobs."

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Cat Scan

When you grab the inside of a females thigh and can feel her heartbeat.

Connor told me he gave Michelle a Cat Scan

ground hog dump

a bowel movement that is so large and impacted that you can squeeze out a portion, but can't pinch it off, so it goes back in.

After that ground hog dump, I need some laxatives.

white elephant

1. the obese white women preferred by African American males.

Brothers who date white chicks are usually just thinning the herd of white elephants.

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Texas Tard

Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.

The Texas Tard thinks he can invade Iran without starting World War III.

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cubotomy

the destruction of portions of the brain by working in a cubicle.

For males, wearing a tie accelerates the process by cutting off oxygen to the brain.

Libido is also excised.

"He was such a fun guy in college--then he got a cubotomy."

cork

what you must insert to keep the hamster from escaping your ass.

He's in, now cork it before he gets out!

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