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When your computer has trouble connecting to the Internet
After checking the modem, the router, and all of the cable connections, Jason decided that his computer was just DNSing.
7π 1π
Gettin' hot and heavy past 3rd base with a girl.
After making out for half an hour on the couch and 3 previous failed attempts, Erick was surprised when she let him comb the rabbit.
20π 5π
When the classic switch is performed by two members of the same family.
When Adam and his father Harry were double teaming Debbie and they performed the family switch, Adam noted that she did not have to travel to Paris to visit the Eiffel Tower.
9π 1π
A child produced through artificial insemination.
After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.
23π 8π
When a girl walks around with the zipper of her pants pulled down. This is the female equivalent of selling hotdogs.
Ania didn't know why Jason kept staring at her pants until she looked down and realized that she was marketing tacos.
When a dude carries around a hammer in his pocket to give the impression that he has a perpetual erection.
When Jason pulled out his banana hammer, all Zee could say was "Wowwwww".
22π 19π
An excuse for getting caught cheating
When Jason came home at 5 a.m. and his wife wanted to smell his privates, he told her he was storing tuna.
6π 3π