national anthem of cockneyland
aind, knees ap muvva brahn, etc
40π 6π
annoying catchphrase of the now disgraced cockney 'entertainer' Michael Barrymore
awight at the back!
35π 15π
why cockney wanker'comedian' Michael Barrymore wishes he'd gone to jail after that bloke drowned in his swimming pool.
awight! I couldn't 'ardly walk after Dropping the Soap in G wing sharrers (trans: showers), guvnah, leave it aht, do what, you're 'aving a laugh!
70π 83π
Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.
Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!
275π 101π
musical groups with a lyrical disposition towards preserves of all kinds.
62π 20π
catchphrase of your average cockney wanker
cor blimey arthur, aren't you garring (trans: going) dahn va car lot?
126π 97π
either a crap soap opera about cockney wanker or the real life place where true cockey waners live
everyone's talking about it- yeah they are saying thank fuck I don't live in the east end like these tossers.
64π 30π