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A lovely site with many stories about a girl named heather that more than anything else, loves swallowing penises as though they were swords
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Hey Bob, do ya wanna take a CRUZ upon the RIVERA? Do you wanna have a Maddog too?
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the process of toe kicking a bitch right in her neden hole...till the box is purple.
"What that fuckin hoe fucked my home boy? Ima give him a red eye, and her a nice PURPLE BOX!"
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1)Fecal matter that is mostly made up of water.
OMG look. It's a very rare site indeed. A mix breed of an army pile and a water log.
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A supplement that is a performance enhancer and is totally legal. Works grat if you're doing a serious workout that includes hard-lifting activities. Good effects of creatine= bigger chest, stronger physique, and a numerous amount of never before seen bitches that all of a sudden want you. Bad effects of creatine= stomach cramps, You all of a sudden think you're the shit, and pussy becomes an instant need for you and the best part about it is that you know your conceided ass will get it because you are ripped.
Back then, girls used 2 call me conceided, asshole, and "the kid that plays with his asshole" but now since i use creatine, bitches call me well conceided, asshole, and "the kid that has all the females wanting 2 play wit his litle asshole". It's great and since then i been taking 200 milligrams of testosterone and been beating pussy up 4 days. What a life!
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1)The son of the dirtiest slime in the universe
2)The son of shit that God himself has banned
3)The water that splashes on your ass from the toilet when you poo.
4)See also Vegetasan
You son of a meekrob you just took an army pile on my foot!!!!!
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1)The son of the dirtiest slime in the universe
2)The son of shit that God himself has banned
3)See also Vegetasan
You son of a meekrob you just took an army pile on my foot!!!
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