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Captain's Motto-Italian Version

"Jump into a lifeboat"

The Italian version of the Captain's Motto (to "go down with the ship").

In reference to the captain of the overturned Costa Concordia cruise ship of January 14th, 2012.

The captain, Francesco Schettino, alleges that he tripped, and fell into a lifeboat, immediately after the crash.

Hey Nathan, I heard you crashed your sailboat. Were you afraid that you might drown?

"Heck no. I abide by the Captain's Motto-Italian Version ... I jumped right into a lifeboat and drank a glass of champagne while I watched it sink."

by mike87111 January 22, 2012

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


rice and beans

A Japanese made car (Toyota, Honda, etc.) filled up with Mexicans; Hispanics; etc. (Mexicans are referred to as "beaners", as their diet is often made up of beans and tortillas). Rice is a main staple of the Japanese diet, so many of Japanese-based items have a rice moniker associated with that item (e.g.: "rice-burner" refers to a fast Japanese car).

As we were driving through Juarez my brother said: "Check out the rice and beans next to us." I looked out to see a Toyota Corolla pack full of the locals.

by mike87111 February 21, 2010

26πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Snake Oil-Bama Salesman

(n) a combination of the popular term "snake oil salesman" and Obama.

Refers to a morally-bankrupt and unethical politician who has one agenda, yet publicly pretends to have a polar-opposite agenda just so that he can get re-elected to office, at which time he will implement his true policy which will destroy the lives of those who blindly supported him and lead to the complete destruction of the district; State; or Country in which he resides.

Can you believe all of the lies that he just threw out during his campaign speech? Unless you knew he was full of bullshit, you'd think that he was a great guy with all of those pie-in-the-sky statements. It'd be like Hitler saying that he loved Jews and wanted them to prosper.

"And the worst part is, all those idiots in the audience that just kept on clapping at everything he said. I can't believe what a Snake Oil-Bama Salesman he really is!. Anyone with a brain knows that he hates white people and want's to destroy the United States. He's leading his own people and the welfare whores straight to the ovens."

by mike87111 August 18, 2012

15πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


groomsmaid

A combination of the words "groom" and "bridesmaid"

In a gay wedding, it is a jovial term for a "groomsman."

At Elton John's wedding, wasn't Richard Branson one of the groomsmaids?

by mike87111 July 7, 2011

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


anchor-slut

A Latino, Mexican, Central American, etc. girl who sneaks into the U.S. with the sole intention of having a baby--by any means necessary, so that she can take advantage of the U.S. welfare, school, health-care systems.

See term "anchor baby" for further relevance.

Have you driven by the welfare office lately? The whole lot is filled up with anchor-sluts and their anchor-babies. It is disgusting.

by mike87111 June 15, 2011

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


welfare rich

A male who intentionally impregnates a number of different baby mammas so that he can split the welfare benefits from each of them, which enables him to gross thousands of dollars per month in free Government handouts and via scams run by using the children's Social Security numbers.

I just ran into Trayvon at WalMart. He must have had at least $1000 worth of steak in his shopping cart! Where does he work to afford all of that?

"He doesn't work. He's welfare rich and a proud member of The Obama 47%. He's got 8 kids by 4 different baby mammas and they all get $700 a month in food stamps. Plus, they sell the kids Social Security numbers to working relatives so they can get more back in their tax returns. And, they run an Earned Income Credit scam every April to get over $5,000 back from the IRS."

by mike87111 September 27, 2012

9πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Ugly-Baby-Syndrome

(n) refers to females who -because something belongs to them, or they created something (a baby) - cannot step back and see that it is hideous-looking and repulsive to most everyone else (and especially men) who look at the same thing.

Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.

Do you see Tanisha's new baby?

"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."

She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.

by mike87111 October 28, 2013