head job

Oral sex.

She gave me a head job.

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stanky poo

Pet name for one who is stank.

Come here, stanky poo. Time to ride your daddy!

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stank

1. Smelly; unclean
2. Whore, slut, tramp. Especially one that is "used up".

Damn, julio, that bitch is stank! Stay away from her.

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saxomophone

Saxophone, as pronounced by Homer J. Simpson.

Lisa, will you quit playing your saxomophone? I'm trying to sleep.

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dick ass

1. One who has a dick in their ass.
2. A repulsive individual; one whom you don't particularly care for.
3. One whose ass resembles a dick.

My, tommy sure is being a dick ass today, isn't he? I wish he'd quit punching me in the arm.

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meat stick

1. A stupid person; A blunderous fool.
2. One who resembles a penis.
3. A penis.

Bob thought he could sleep with Sarah by telling her that he owns a Ford Pinto. What a meat stick.

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hella stupid

Very stupid; extremely stupid; not having much intelligence.

Little Cindy is hella stupid if she thinks I'm going to pay her $20/hr. for sitting on her ass.

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