Awesometologist

Someone who knows what's awesome and spreading what's awesome. Professionally.

I want to become an awesometologist, because I'm so awesome I have mastered the arts of awesomeness.

Prostitot

An underage girl acting like a real hooker.

I feel bad because my 12 year old girl became a prostitot.

Slobber job

When a blowjob is so voracious that the person administering the oral favor is salivating tremendously.

Heidi gave me the wettest slobber job on Tuesday night that I had to wash my shorts three times. So much saliva.