Kenny Rogers

A man who pitched so good in the 2006 playoffs, it was almost unbelievable, almost as though he was cheating in some way. A man who by coincidence, had random brown "dirt" spots on his pitching hand during such playoffs, and claims to have had no idea those spots were there. A man who ironically enough during the 2006 playoffs wore a team hat with a dark underbill, while his teammates all had hats with gray underbills. Seems so odd that a dark underbill would be a perfect spot to hide more "dirt".

If we are going to win this thing, we may have to Kenny Rogers the ball.

I just went to the bathroom and dropped a duece. Upon exiting the bathroom, I realized I had Kenny Rogered my hand by accident.

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