lip splitters

when a chick wears jeans so tight they split her pussy lips apart

god damn jenna was wearing some lip splitters last night

2👍 2👎

bum shower

when a guy stinks really bad and instead of taking a shower he cover's it up with axe body spray

Holy shit that guy smells like ass and axe body spray, he must have takin a bum shower

9👍 9👎

DDC

dead dick club

My dad said since he turned 60 he now belongs to the DDC

16👍 14👎