chronic cough

A consistently recurring cough that appears only when a person smokes the chronic, or high-quality cannabis. The chronic cough sounds terrible, but is commonplace for the smoker.

Smoker 1: "Excuse me while I light my spliff."
Smoker 2: "Can I get in on that rotation?"
Smoker 1: "Sure, have a seat and and take a toke"
Smoker 2: (Smokes, coughs loudly and noticeably)
Smoker 1: "Are you OK? You sound like you're going to cough up a lung."
Smoker 2: (between coughs) "Oh yeah man, I've had the chronic cough for years."

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textual harassment

Derived from a combination of texting and sexual harassment, the term refers to the act of unrelentingly sending volumes of text messages that are neither relevant nor desired. Textual harassers can include, but are not limited to: creepy admirers who got your number from someone, immature friends who send you toilet-humor mass texts, or your friends with unlimited-texting capability when they are intensely bored for long periods of time.

- "This girl from my class keeps sending me the most random texts. Even if I don't respond, she keeps texting me."

- "That's rough. Tell her you're going to sue her for textual harassment, and the fine will be your outrageous bill."

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