zipknocked

the feeling of restraint, tied back, not fully received, held away, kept from

boy:'let me out of here, i'm zipknocked'

guy:'are you high yet?'
guys friend:'stop hoggin the joint and let me have some, i'm still zipknocked


guys friend:'stop zipknocking me man, i'm a grown man, i know what i'm doing. FUCK YOU!'


after little micky got taken away from his young single mother who had just been found out by social services to be on crack and had strong addictions, they zipknocked her from seeing her son again. little micky got used to the feelings of zipknocking at a young age. He knew he would neve do anything to zipknock his children away from him.


kid:'FUCKS SAKE MUM, WHY I AM I GETTING ZIPKNOCKED ALL THE TIME?, I CAN NEVER GO ANYWHERE!!'
mum:'WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!, I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WILL NOT BE ZIPKNOCKED THAT MUCH AS YOU GET OLDER, AND WHEN YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH, WE WONT ZIPKNOCK YOU ONE BIT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!'

monkeyshlett

a feeling of a high, on such drugs as herbal buds and hazes of such. After excessive use and intake of psychologically enhancing budded flowers. Greens that were only made specifically hybrid crossed and given the highest hydroponic treatments since the 70's and present

friend 1: Fuck me man, i'm getting paranoid after smoking that weed man
friend 2: nah bro, just chill. i know how you feel. it will go in a while. you'll be alright, you're just monkeyshlett. its ok.

guy said: hey dude, i am in monkeyshlett, i love it so much. pass me some more.

girls smoking: That skunk is so monkeyshlett, you only need a little bit.

boy 1:hey that just shletted me hard bro
boys friend:you have to toke it till you get monkeyshletted though bro. don't fade out on me from just being shletted up. I want to feel the monkey with it
boy: True, lets get monkeyshletted up

CLOWNY

a long time ago after circuses had been revealed to local villagers and towns people, people used to have a strong fear of clowns, they used to say they were evil, and they looked like murderers. The local circus clowns made visits to the towns and villagers as they would not go to the circuses. People only ran into their homes very fast to get away from these clowns. the clowns would speak and try to make friendly conversation from the doors, but people only ignored and listened until the clowns gave up and left the areas. Then as people would come back into the outdoors gradually, they would gossip among eachother and speak of these clowns. guy 1: 'Hey, i bet they stick things into there bums after murdering people', guy 2: 'I know they do that!!!, they must, just look at them. they are soo clowny', guy 1: yeah true lol, look at robert from the village, he looks clowny too'

guy:'hAhaaaAHAahAHaaAhaAHaAAHaAHAa, look how clowny he is!!!!!'


man 1: 'did you see those two guys going into the woods?'
man 2: 'no, really?'
man 1: 'yes, thats what i said you bloody idiot, dont question me unless you are a bit clowny. HEY!!!, I bet thats what they are doing lol, getting clowny in the woods'.


kid:'I ain't going to clownyville'


man: 'I have'nt seen them damn clownys around for years now'


old lady: 'all the clownys have left this area, i dont know where they are'

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