ping pong

The greatest sport on the face of the Earth

Ken- "Did you hear Bill went on a cruise? Sounded like fun"

Charles- "aww man, do you know what he could be doin'? He could be playin' ping pong right now"

rule 99.5

the rule that establishes that cheerleader's cheering stories always end badly..... for them

Charlie: "Becky's story is totally compliant to rule 99.5"
Harold: "I know, she's gonna hate when she sees "SLUT" on her Facebook wall